Turn around, Addison Vodka, I think the black guy wants to fuck you.

How could Ricky Johnson not want to bang a blonde as gorgeous as Addison Vodka? Come on, I'd want to bang her too, but I know that's never going to happen, and neither are you guys going to bang a young woman like her, so all you can do is watch the porn scene filmed for Reality Kings, and I'm sure it'll give you a good wank, honestly. This girl has something that really turns us on.