My two roommates are real sluts, they've proven it to me.

Who wouldn't want to share a flat with two hot chicks like Freya Parker and Kay Lovely? And what if they were constantly banging you, my friends... wouldn't that be interesting? Right? Well, that's the luck this young man had. The day he agreed to live in that house and share a flat, hehe, that very day, this fool hit the jackpot, as you'll see...