While I'm talking to his son, he's staring at my ass, I'm convinced.

How could he not be staring at your ass, you slut? What you're doing with that man is the act of a real whore. You're a cocktease, Kylie Rocket, and let me tell you something else: I like you the way you are. I like how you turn guys on, and you don't care if he's, for example, your boyfriend's father...