The guests are about to arrive and I haven't done anything yet... and he's eating pussy

Don't pretend, dear Audrey Reid, we know you, and it's all your fault and yours alone. As we'll all see, you can't just start cooking half-naked, with your breasts out, haha. Of course, when he saw such a woman like that, he thought you were telling him to eat you out and fuck you, and that's exactly what he ended up doing, of course...