You should know, dear Dharma Jones, that what you're doing is teasing, and that's pretty serious. And if your husband knows about it, then you're a bit of a slut, to be honest. But of course, since women are like that, everyone else has to shut up and put up with it, because otherwise you'll leave him for someone else and he'll be left without you. So we assume he's one of those cuckolded husbands who just accepts it...