Hairdressers are fucking pigs, they want to fuck me at the same time

Well, I have long hair and I should really cut it, so I would like to know where the hair salon of Miss Savanah Storm and Sarai Minx is and if I have to have sex with them afterwards, I wouldn't mind at all, but the most important thing is undoubtedly a good haircut, of that I have no doubt, right, friends?